Merry frikken Christmas to you, too, officer DOUCHEBAG!

so who can now say that they were flashed, nearly arrested, and peaced out on a job from H-E-double hockey sticks all on Christmas eve?

oooh, me, me!!!

Here's a couple messages i didnt have the chance to write on christmas cards, so i'm taking the liberty of posting them on this here blogspot:

ryan,
thanks for flashing me dude. uuummmm, yeah. don't quite know what to say, but let's keep our candy canes in our pants, buddy. thanks a million!

Orange County Police Dept,
thanks for upholding the christmas spirit and taking on the role of SCROOGE. not all, but a good majority of you are incompassionate jerks. believe me, i know. i dated one of you kind. thanks for kicking me out of a club when i was honestly just trying to have an innocent good time and reminding me at least 6 times that if i attempted to go back in i'd be arrested for trespassing. Merry frikken Christmas to you, too, officer douchebags! Sorry Carl, i'll make it up to you. Oh, and i'm boycotting antigua until i'm 21. Lesson learned. Don't hold drinks for your friends.

Mr. Fu,
hope you got my lovely note and the elves known as the IRS will happily be knocking on your door soon. ta-ta!

Mr. F-U,
Merry Christmas!
I QUIT!
-diane

all in all, it's been quite a memorable past 24 hours. Merry Christmas to all! Midnight mass still brings a tear to my eye. Happy Birthday Jesus!

favorite quote of the night: "Diannnne! I can't hear you! But there's a girl dancing in front of me and i'm HYP-NO-TIZED!" --said during randy's drunken stupor.