i'm not what you think i am

i'm not a player ... i just get bored easily.
i'm not commitment-phobic ... just not everyone is commitment worthy.
i'm not a stoner ... i just act like one.
i'm not a femme nazi ... but feminism should be celebrated.
i'm not a connoisseur ... i just like to critique.
i'm not a social butterfly ... my collection of friends is eclectic.
i'm not a wimp ... i just need to get away at times.
i'm not a voyeuristic stalker ... but people watching is fun.
i'm not a writer ... words just comfort me.
i'm not an artistic hipster ... yet i can grasp the arts.
i'm not in love with you ... you just make me feel complete